Just some women, usually named Karen…

“I fink you freaky, and I like you a lot…”

Toxicognaths (toxic jaw)

Chilopoda (lip foot)

Dimple lock. The pins move sideways instead of up and down. Not familiar with the brand.

You could try and straighten a small fish hook to remove the broken key.

Haven’t been to reddit since I joined here.

Tom Petty, running down a dream.

“Is funny?”

Around me, 242-2000 might be a close second to yours. It’s for a taxi company.

They even have a little jingle for it. Can’t forget it even when im drunk.

I get that. He is good. It probably stems more from that very weird point, where he was doing kind of Andy Kaufman thing.

Rapping and that weird interview on Letterman, where he was giving one word answers to all of his questions.

Joaquin Phoenix.

“If you’re from the pan handle, no.”

I was led to believe that soap left on dishes can give you diarrhea or worse.

I mean, dishwashers and even washing machines for clothes have a rinsed cycle for a reason, I’d bet.

One of my ex girlfriends would wash her dishes without rinsing them. Ues soapy water to scrub them and just put them in the dish strainer.

Edit: spelling

That was 17 years ago already?!

Every time that they get close enough to a smoke detector, make it scream.

Maybe "pants " a few of them in front of a press conference.

“I’m not arguing that with you…” Joe vs the Volcano

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Some of the towers we climb are frequented by Turkey vultures. Mostly out in the country. The top third of the tower is white washed by thier shit.

In the cities, song birds paint the towers in a few disgusting colors.

Is there a mosquito inside it? You could start Jurassic park.

I just love the way he delivers it. I’m typically not so bold…