Pocket pool.

“Shower thoughts”

I have a reoccurring dream about that.

Bouncing, that is. Cough, cough…

Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.

High school bathroom during lunch. 15 or so guys, handful smoking. Saw a guy making a smiley face on the ceiling with a cigarette lighter. It just leaves a soot mark that wipes away easily.

No sooner do I attempt to do the same thing, the principal walked in and saw me…

“YOU!” he yelled. “You’re going to HQ!” Like he was a cop or something.

Cops came, he said that he wanted me charged with attempted arson. He took the cops to the bathroom. When they came back, the cops were kind of laughing at the principal.

Got charged with criminal damage to property, but it got dropped, because the mark could be wiped off easily.

Doesn’t that make it more expensive to shop every day for small portions.

NOTHING is worse than him fucking kids!

Probably the wrong way… sorry for your loss.

My son was dating the ex girlfriend(and baby momma)of my wife’s ex boyfriend’s (and baby daddy) best friend.

Something with skinny ankles, maybe some with suspenders…

I think it’s the “look” on your face when breathing out of your mouth. Like you are dumb, or dim-witted.

One of my great uncles would call us kids numb skulls. I heard it as one word as a kid and it wasn’t till I got older did I realize what he was saying.

Knives, I have a lot of knives. Always looking for that new look or different blade geometry. New fancy metal or accessories. Just always been a blade or edged weapon kind of guy.

I have a bunch of bows too. Into archery as well…

Football jersey

16, but my hands go over my junk. Just in case one of my dogs jumps up on to the bed in the middle of the night. It’s saved me a couple of times now.

Sometimes 18 if the cat won’t shut up…

I feel naked without my Leatherman multi tool.

Turned 50 yesterday, and I’m nowhere near retirement.

Good luck, my tots and pears go out to you…

My x got an epidural when giving birth to our son. They got done and left the room, saying "we’ll be back in a few to check on you ".

It was only a few minutes before I looked at the IV machine driving the drip. It had two sides to it. One going to the bag hanging on the left and one to the right. I don’t remember which side, but one wasn’t lit up. Like only one side was doing anything.

Two nurses came in about 15 minutes later and I said “I don’t know, this may sound stupid but shouldn’t both sides of that be ‘on’ ?”.

They looked back and forth from me to the IV and each other. One got a panic look on her face and the other looked really pissed off. “We’ll be right back” the pissed off one said and left the room.

After two more minutes, the Dr and both nurses came back in. Dr says with a annoyed tone, “we have to do this again”.

Had to roll her on her side, take out the first one, pick a new spot and jab her again.

All three stood there and watched a third nurse start the machine.

Lots of fun that day./s

But seeing my boy come into this world, made it all worthwhile. For me anyway, I wasn’t in any kind of pain.

No

From a news paper ad. Yes I’m that old. It was only almost 26 years ago…

Been climbing communication towers since 2000 March. I’ll be 50 on the 16th.

They may not want to be found out and get violent…I’ve seen some stabby-stabby videos and that shit can go bad fast!