Files are just streams. Everything is just a stream, in real life too.

They think programmers are super smart and great at maths.

Those sports are only played in one country though. The Kabaddi channels are not doing so well either.

I’d gather huge groups of myself and march down the middle of roads to freak people out.

Poorly drawn Cliff Richard seen on a woman’s shoulder in Blackpool (of course).

I tend to stay places where I like my coworkers too long, even though it’s pretty bad for my career. Sometimes you have to balance out the angst at slumming it at a lower pay/position than you should be versus not wanting to murder everybody around you (And also more explicitly senior roles put you in day-to-day contact with more dickheads by their nature.)

They’re seriously more bothered about there being a trans woman in a different cubicle where you can’t see each other than if it was a lesbian perving on your sounds, or a gay man being at the stand ups and sneaking a look at your winky (12” flaccid before you ask). This is not stuff normal people care about.

You mean like identical twins?

“Learnings” - you’re not fucking Borat!

The Owen Wilson co-written ones are the best by miles. I will fight over this.

It’s true he’s been awful since Queer as Folk, but if you’ve heard his normal speaking voice in The Gentlemen it’s kind of understandable that his character accents always sound a bit forced.

Jason Bateman. Used to be Jeremy Renner and Tim Robbins so I guess it’s an unconscious bias against little guys with too-big faces for their features.

It’s <center>, obviously.

It’s definitely a bottom feeder even among the red-tops.

Customer requirements are basically always “I want what my Excel sheet used to do”.

It’s a novel, but “It Can’t Happen Here” follows a scenario where a populist becomes President and removes all opposition.

Had a client do this to me once. They uploaded a screen grab of an error page from a different system into the CMS we made them, and then reported it as a bug.

Duckman

Shows how effective the Missionaria Protectiva mythology is.

That’s a villain origin story.