Every bloody time, though this case the people not on the Ryanair flight may be the lucky ones. If only git was the most unnecessarily arcane thing devs have to/choose to work with.

OMG like when he said the universe was definitely a simulation because he’d read it in a pop science article and the MSM reported it as an Important Story.

If anyone brings up leap days I will murder them.

LLMs are only wrong 25% of the time when it’s your area of expertise. When it’s not, they give flawless answers.

Typical Yanks having to make their versions of stuff even bigger.

There’s one guy in my department who does all the smart home shit, but I absolutely don’t see the point in it. Didn’t even connect the washing machine to the wi-fi as you can’t set it going without having loaded it first anyway.

My CV vs whatever the heck turned up to the office this morning.

Somebody who worked here before tried to do functional in C# by passing delegates into methods instead of injecting interfaces into constructors, across hundreds of repositories. This is why clever people should not be allowed to write code.

We bring Edison to the present with a Time Machine and he goes about sabotaging all the accused machines with his rival’s name so that they spontaneously combust in the street.

SVN is fine for most corporate workflows. Your project is probably not anything like Linux.

You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.

At uni I did a lot of my Java coursework in notepad, then I’d have to take it into a computer lab on a floppy, tar it and upload it to a unix terminal so it could be emailed to the professor. Java syntax with only the command line compiler is not fun.

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

I also think about this a lot.

This is why Doctor Who has a time and space machine. Also because the BBC didn’t have the effects budget to show him flying around.

A lot of male characters in games kind of look like they’re compensating for something. I’ll play any character type though - like the variety.

The fuck is a fluid ounce?

They’re explicitly a centre-right party though. Having a two party system is jokes in this day-and-age (presumably why MAGA replaced it with your new one-party system).

My delivery manager says he committed to a date. I’m a software engineer - I never commit to anything, and certainly not dates.

They forgot the bit where the Waterfall method blew through the budget and deadline about five times over.