

Would wear that T-shirt


Would wear that T-shirt


Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife


Got any grapes?


Brylcreem
Creatine
And a bag of Charlie Sheen


Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick


TARANTULA


Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?
In his sleevies!


Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers


True, but most people confuse contributing to society with contributing to billionaire pocket linings


People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity
I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far




One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster
Personal is crazy