Rhynoplaz

If I’m sending my consciousness to escape somewhere, why the fuck would I choose to end up here?

Paragraph? This is Trump we’re talking about. He can’t hold a thought for longer than two sentences, max.

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Honestly, pretty much everything I do is habit.

If I have to actually think about doing something, it’s usually because something really bad just happened.

There’s always going to bed earlier.

I can’t fear Monday if I never know what day it is!

You are a deranged monster.

Don’t ever change.

It’s especially helpful to cartoonists who can’t draw a plane.

Then it was all worth it.

“I’m sick of the government telling me to breathe. I’m done!”