You brush your teeth
gestures broadly at this
Ruminate.
Doom scroll.
Ruminate.
Wank.
Listen to a sleepy time podcast.In that order.
Could I skip the first four and probably fall asleep immediately with the sleepy time podcast? Yes probably, but, where is the fun in that.
I’ve always felt that an orgasm was natures sleeping pill.
well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”
but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?
Get high and watch a random video essay
You’re lookin at it
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
How do you know I use sudoku to masturbate?
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
Take two Tylenol PM and try to finish masturbating before you pass out.
Your welcome.
Go to bed anyway
Most likely, I’ll lie down and will listen to music/a long YouTube video.
i do this too. very good way to wind down and just rest the eyes.
Music videos! Binging some of the live sessions posted by artists is a healthier time sink than most everything else on YouTube.
Wank
I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy
For the last time, I am not your fiancée and I don’t want to see that shit! 😭
Jerk off.
