Yolo

Llama I bet

When its very close it just sounds like a snap. I think because it overloads the eardrums.

I mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible

I would have stole the cushion tbh

The cafeteria at our school is free for everyone.

2025

Communist! Terrorist! Anti capitalist!

This is my garage more or less. I call it Steve’s communist hardware store.

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Do you live alone? Do you have a carbon monoxide alarm? If not you should get one.

You wouldn’t download a virus.

Oh, wait

Get a new phone case and keep this one sealed in a clear box

The entire universe was opaque to light for a while

Our yard is a play room

I never even heard that one was planned

Are Chinese shit merchants bound to follow whatever that is?

Special place in hell for the sites that want you to LOG IN to unsubscribe.

Looking at you, aliexpress.

Not even on the list of things they care about. If this business idea fails they will go back to mugging in the park

Hatchback, sedan, coupe, crossover, and SUV are all equally “car” to me.

We recently watched the old Peter Pan, and I never realized Tinkerbell was a murderous hoe.