Who turns off the computer?

Alligator has to be really close

Go to the pawn shop and ask them how much they would pay for your server. I bet $20

Spelt.

No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?

Once you get to the elite ranks there will always be disagreement on how to score the parameters of ultimate gayness

Tighty

Buy bitcoin, write down the private keys, and mail it to yourself in 20 years like doc brown in BTTF2

Dude have you seen the rainbow? ITS LITERALLY JUST VISIBLE LIGHT and its the greatest threat to the conservative world.

You way underestimate how much they care.

That feels about as appropriate as the Nazi flag

Yes, a distress flag

I know it when I see it

Yes I collect gay bath towels

Autism is caused by brain worms

I have said it before- all of our elected representatives should be chosen at random from the general population the way we do with jury duty.

These people would serve one term only and be well paid.

I hope it was painful

Owning real estate. Similar to being a “qualified investor” today

Just put the fucking paint on the wall and get paid.

Your first stop would be a bankruptcy lawyer.