The quandary of whether a taco is a sandwich. That’s the kind of thing some college student asked when they were high af.

I don’t eat Hawaiian pizza because of the pineapple. It’s because I don’t like ham. Pineapple is great

1, but it takes 12 hours because of the amount of documentation they need to do

They’re far from regular ass people. Some are borderline geniuses, some are non-powered who can nearly go toe-to-toe with powered villains, artificially enhanced in some way, and are/become powered themselves.

I’ve read that a lot of stuff is outright blocked graphene based phones

When I bought my current house, the previous elderly owner’s sons had outfitted it with Ring doorbell and security/monitoring including Alexa in a few rooms…even had a piece of paper stapled to the ceiling above his bed that said “ALEXA EMERGENCY”. It was Probably good idea to keep an eye on their dying parent.

The day I closed on it…I ripped out the panels, unplugged anything Alexa, and disconnected the ring doorbell. The only things ring-related still here are a motion sensor and 1 or 2 door sensors…but all the wiring has been disconnected.

Fuck Ring.

I ended up putting in Eufy with a Home Base, zero subscription.

My worry is even of the diddler had a massive heart attack the right-eingers will spin it that he was martyred and use it as an excuse to nuke Iran or push the extreme end of his agenda.

Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from trump are

Uh, there are a SHITTON of people benefiting from the orange kid-fucker. MIC, his buddy fElon, cronies on the inside of his stock meddling, basically every rich person who pays less on taxes than you or me, his personal pool guy who fucked up the reflecting pool, UFC and Paramount did pretty well on that white trach birthday that fucked up the grass…

If the next president goes into repair mode it’ll probably consume the entire term at the very least

That’s exactly what I said during the 2020 election. If Biden won, he’d had to spend the first 2-3 trying to repair the US’s reputation on the world stage and being the country back from COVID. All the while, vile shit stains like mcconell outright said they’d do everything they could to ensure it makes Biden look bad and not pass anything meaningful. His goal was to fuck over this country for the sole purpose of political points.

Like a Storm - Wish You Hell

Bobaflex - I’m Glad You’re Dead (it’s about a shitty mom, but still mostly fits the theme)

It Could Never Happen Here. A book about how fascism takes hold in America. Written in 1935

With the only characters connecting the 2 are Palpatine, C3P0 and R2D2

And if its anything like the stuff he put out, it’s rigged with a plant, like the kid of someone who works for him, from the beginning so he doesn’t have to really pay anything

Those first 2 were my JAM growing up! If we’re going with that era (and Eureka’s Castle being more puppets), what about Today’s Special https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198253/

Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified…even the stuff that contradicted itself.

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

Also 1 overweight guy with a beard that diea at some point and 1 nerdy guy in glasses and a Star wars T-shirt…played by Glen Powell, or Chris Pratt.

Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…

The person in charge trying to coordinate the whole thing, who’s asking for status updates on a daily basis and jumps down your throat if you don’t respond in a timely fashion, takes weeks to respond when asked for critical input. Also…

Leader: The world is going to end in 5 days, we need that product now!!!

Programming team delivers a functional product.

4 days later…

Programming team: did our item save the world

Leader: I haven’t gotten to it yet, I’ll take a look by EoD.