Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified…even the stuff that contradicted itself.

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

Also 1 overweight guy with a beard that diea at some point and 1 nerdy guy in glasses and a Star wars T-shirt…played by Glen Powell, or Chris Pratt.

Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…

The person in charge trying to coordinate the whole thing, who’s asking for status updates on a daily basis and jumps down your throat if you don’t respond in a timely fashion, takes weeks to respond when asked for critical input. Also…

Leader: The world is going to end in 5 days, we need that product now!!!

Programming team delivers a functional product.

4 days later…

Programming team: did our item save the world

Leader: I haven’t gotten to it yet, I’ll take a look by EoD.