I’d use myself as a counter example. I’m pretty lucky in life. I’ve got a decent job, I can pay the bills, I’ve got a wonderful wife and supportive, friendly family. I’m doing better than the vast majority of humanity.

Games of chance? Unbelievably bad. Statistical anomaly. It once took me 25+ tries to win on a 30% odds lottery ticket.

The blood I could handle. The black goo mixed into it was a bit much.

I’ve seen some nasty shit cleaning men’s bathrooms. I’ve seen some incomprehensible shit cleaning women’s bathrooms.

I don’t know if it’s a symptom of getting older, but I can tell you that pretty much every time I’ve hung out with friends in the last few years the conversation eventually devolves into what we’ve been watching.

On mobile at work, couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 seconds uploading from gallery.

I thought that I had rotated it, though. Just noticed that now. Whoops.

https://youtu.be/PJwo6bMKBaw

My favorite comment on it is “My balls dropped during this video. And my I’m a 35-year-old woman.”

Plus the best goddamn theme song ever.

Season 1 was a masterpiece, at least for me and my drinking buddies. Kinda fell off a cliff, though.

Almost ate a bag of Dick’s today, but wanted to make it home in time for the game.

Probably should’ve eaten some Dick’s.

Yup. I tried it because it sounded like a pleasant way to wake up. Instead I just started hating some of my favorite songs.

Failed self-circumcision.

Exactly. In and of itself, criticizing illegal immigration is simply criticizing an illegal act. However, it is usually steeped in racist logic and arguments. Talking about how people who come over our southern border are genetically inferior and prone to crime is racist as fuck. Adding roadblocks to immigration for brown people while simultaneously streamlining immigration of white South Africans (the guys who did Apartheid) is racist as fuck.

Why would the sex be unsafe? There are Trojans everywhere.

Acid King is touring this winter.

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

The whole War Music album was a bit hit-or-miss for me, but Malfire is a classic.

Trollfest puts on such a fucking great show.

Sigh. Fine. “Most vegans I’ve talked to about this topic”

This is anecdotal. This entire conversation is anecdotal.