Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that’s missing the ball.
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
Dual-weilding plushies
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS… then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
A cat and a cup of tea
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
Guilt and regret
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
