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In bum.

I use a hungry cat. Lick lick lick lick shove (snooze) lick lick lick

No, those were done 2 years ago and they went out of business. Fuck off

Email from my father goes to spam.

If the economy was good I would buy good but it’s bad so I buy as good as I can.

My boomer mother can burn water, so wtf are you on about the kids for?

Let’s continue this conversation on an app with payment options.

I have an image. I made it. I will give it to you if you watch a 60 second advertisement or sign up for my monthly images.

Can I count on you to like and subscribe?

Universal basic income is the only way to make free video hosting work. lol.

Agreed. Video is a lot of data. I’d be curious if a platform could ever exist that successfully reprogrammed content creators to NOT try for monitozation lengths (10 minutes) and NOT constantly say like and subscribe. Haha.

Slowly and with an open source offering. But also by making the alternatives so easy that choosing proprietary is actually harder.

You expect me to believe “Butt Master Flex” cannot find an appropriate time to say “my precious” and stare intensely while twiddling your fingers Mr.Burns style?

You sir, need to find your bootstraps

I can write entire sentences with my toes very easily. It’s a bit sloppy, but legible. However my toes cramp up quickly and I can’t perform all day. There goes my circus career.

Edit: with a pencil to be clear