DUMBASS

You can chameleon them out of the tube if you want to be fancy, I’m trying to save us some time, no dishes to wash, no hands to clean, yeah you look like you sucked off an oompaloompa, but I can still bust sick lines on thps 3+4 with a completely Cheeto stain free controller.

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a tonne of Cheetos into your mouth?

Mini Cheetos in a tube and god fucking yes it was worth it, first time I’ve ever eaten Cheetos and had clean hands.

LEGOs older brother.

This TED talk explains it

Atreyu - Bleeding Mascara, just punches you in the face with an awesome intro.

Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.

Ahhhhhhh, they won’t know any difference.

If you’re ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

It’s big sneezer trying to control when and how you sneeze, we must claim back the sneeze!

Yeahnah.

Everything’s better when it’s free and they’re right, that’s why I’m a house burglar now!

Dumbass… You’re supposed to shit into tiny tubes and sell them at raves… People have no business sense anymore.

Sall good, I was just stoned replying.

Yeah we would, it’s the end product not the production that defines it. Same way we refer to cars as cars even tho there’s been robots building them for decades.

Jinx what? Everything’s fucked right now.

The ships sinking and on fire, yeah the water will put it out eventually, but we’re still sinking.

A few weeks ago people got reminded that votes aren’t private, so a few people have probably stopped downvoting stuff as much.

Hey! I hated Coldplay way before that shit happened, plus them outing a shitty ceo actually made them slightly cooler.

I do, sometimes you’re watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I’m just admiring their massive cock.

Both Red Dead Redemption and Red Dead Redemption 2 made me cry.