Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!

Just a big chunk of brie cheese, something I’m currently eating now.

That’s my purse, I don’t know you.

Just keep doing it untill it’s no longer covered by their insurance.

If you’re gonna do it, do it right. A brush with some heavily salted water, then paint your sign on it, then you know it’ll stay.

Nah, but it does taste like those really shitty cheap as fuck coffee lollies.

There was a time when this would have been some crazy Photoshop.

I relate more to deepseek now.

Woops, I clicked the dystopia setting instead of the utopia one.

We have better applicators now that can cure a plethora of fascists in one swift move.

Those euthanasia pods or a train. Either one of them.

No you’re a fur covered toddler with a drug addiction. You have zero self preservation skills at all, you fall out of a tree and you sit there screaming like a baby expecting someone to put you back, which is weird because you’re a fucking wild animal! You’re just a fucking useless chlamydia ridden rat baby.

You ever get so excited to smoke some weed you give your bong a cheeky little kiss?

And while you’re there just check out the rest of his work, man’s amazing.

Pen and Teller’s Desert Bus game. I’d make a Faithfull remake of it down to the amount of time it takes to complete.

I dunno, but people sure love calling me it all the time.

It makes me laugh that that skit is the first skit you see from that show, like it’s skit one of the pilot.

I won’t eat all day and half the night, then just demolish a whole bunch of food thats terribly bad for you.

My favourite retelling.

And what about their screen?