Pretty sure hexbear was one, the original admin bailed as soon as Trump got elected and they were really big on the don’t vote trend.

Lol, dumbass.

It’s a stupid concept anyway, it’s never been fun except to those few people who think pranks are awesome.

I remember once as a kid I moved to a school I really liked, the kids were nice, the teachers were cool and helpful and didn’t make me feel like an idiot, like I actually wanted to go to school, then April fools day comes along and my nan decided to call me and tell me the school had burnt down, this obviously made my 7 year old heart break and I started bawling worried I had to move back to the bad school, she had tried to say April fools but I threw the phone away so I didn’t hear it, she never April fools me again.

Fuck April fools day, some things deserve to die and be forgotten.

Nihilism destroyer

Yep, that’s Gen X for sure.

Do people not know how bingo cards work anymore?

People have been calling me it all my life.

Heaven: me chilling in my bedroom with all of the dogs I’ve ever owned, who can also talk to me, I have an endless supply of weed, Coca-Cola and the ability to make any of my favourite foods cooked in the way I remember with access to every single piece of entertainment at my fingertips.

Hell: just me being forced to spend eternity listening to my asshole father scream about me not wanting to play sports and how it’s my mum’s fault his life sucks, obviously I’m also being tortured by demons but that’s my layer of personal hell they’d add.

The freedom convoy was less about freedom and more about being an entitled selfish dick.

They were protesting against having to have compassion and empathy towards people beyond their small bubble. They weren’t fighting for people’s rights for freedom, they were protesting against other people’s rights to stay healthy and alive, it was a selfish act by selfish assholes.

People were dying because people wouldn’t take the safety precautions seriously and these assholes thought they were superheros saving the world, no, they were assholes who were used by bigger assholes to cause as much chaos as they could to undermine the faith in the system they were fearful about.

Giant fucking babies.

These shows always make me feel good when I watch them.

• Bob’s Burgers
• Mash
• Star Trek Voyager
• Derek
• Trollied
• Corner Gas
• Reba
• Would I Lie To You?
• Taskmaster (UK)
• The Simpsons

Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!

Just a big chunk of brie cheese, something I’m currently eating now.

That’s my purse, I don’t know you.

Just keep doing it untill it’s no longer covered by their insurance.

If you’re gonna do it, do it right. A brush with some heavily salted water, then paint your sign on it, then you know it’ll stay.

Nah, but it does taste like those really shitty cheap as fuck coffee lollies.

There was a time when this would have been some crazy Photoshop.

I relate more to deepseek now.

Woops, I clicked the dystopia setting instead of the utopia one.

We have better applicators now that can cure a plethora of fascists in one swift move.

Those euthanasia pods or a train. Either one of them.