My girlfriend’s ex is e-stalking her, if that’s a thing. I said she should send him a picture of my cock if he contacts her again. I believe that may have actually happened a couple of days ago. Let’s see if it works.

Yes, this answer. Try hitting it (don’t). Also reduces heating costs in old properties with high ceilings.

GLUNG

“shitflation”

You mean the Bob Dylan-ex machina didn’t do it for you?

wow great content

There’s a lot of misinformation about this event, which was formally acknowledged by the USA fairly recently. He did leave unharmed, I was surprised to hear anybody thought otherwise. However, you are stretching credulity by claiming he was pro-government. Seeing as he was never located, I can at least concede that neither of us know what he was thinking at the time.

no that’s just silly

I think there might be some subversive ambiguity or double-meanings in there:

工作日的我，是时间的奴隶；
休息日的我，是时间的主人。

my workdays, I’m time slave;
my rest days, I’m time owner.

“now kiss”

Massive reach.

I think a very stoned guy posted a picture of his extremely thick glasses on Reddit once, the lack of additional context made it quite funny.

Hogfather as in the Discworld novel? I could have sworn that was older than Harry Potter.

Edit: it is, but surprisingly only one year older than the first Harry Potter book.

Why do you hate the poor.