my mum told me, at my baptism, I put the candle under the pop’s cloth. he definitely took fire, and i like to believe i was banned from church 😎

odin dva tri chetire Piat

5 in Russian

deleted my account a year ago, wasn’t using it for years but did use messenger previously

never had instagram, because never got the point

All big banks run on horrendous excel spreadsheets ridden with errors

no never had.

was about 30(M) when learned that the menstrual cycle in women is not the same as “heat” in dogs. was about last month when learned there is a time slice in the month where getting pregnant is almost impossible (right before / after cycle apparently ). shocked my mum when asked if humans are born with eyes open, or closed like puppies

but i never felt interested in that , just gross

i am not a parent. I d say no, and if I was the kid, I would never ask lol. that’s just awkward, but that’s me

i have fully functioning taste and smell, and I drank spoiled milk many many times by mistake. Just grabbing the pack and start drinking, only tp realise after a couple of gulps it is spoiled.

it never caused me any issues

yes it gives me access to “%”, which is handy for string interpolation

you could start learning c++and contribute to some open sourced games out there

because I want to defend the cause of our little brothers

that’s crêpes in France , and блины (bliny) in Russia

that’s some realtor math. they are known to magically inflate surface before you buy it, and shrink it back once you bought / rented it. Mathematicians can’t explain that !

Oh this is an easy one

I ll just hijack this thread : when plugging my android into laptop, the laptop doesn’t recognise it as anything. And the phone doesn’t give me the option to “share files” instead of just charge. Does anyone knows what’s wrong?

Society is divided between those born in old way, and the egg-born. More discriminations, hate is coming. Civil war is looming

I never play, i always code… And i am not even that good at it 😢

Absolutely all sounds, but it has to be unexpected!

When laying in dark, any smallest sound makes a bright flash appear in my eyes, before I realize there was a sound. So I am always surprised when it happens, and fraction of a second later I realize there was a sound. So it’s Synesthesia, but from Wish.

Lol Israël providing water to Gaza? => “look how they make profit from Gaza!” Israël shutting water down? => “look what they doing, starving and torturing the civilians!”

Can’t win this