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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.

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When you get older you lose the ability to do things quietly, such as fart, or let young people live their lives.

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Not true.

Your ass gets looser over time. Get old enough and they’re all silent but deadly.
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  Interesting.
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  Your ass doesn’t get looser over time unless you’re doing something to it or with it
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    Don’t poop, I guess. Especially if you regularly hold it for 3 days.

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