Western Europe is facing a massive heat wave, let’s name it together

  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    Not in the nose enough. Name them after the companies. Increment them if/when necessary.

    “Everyone stay indoors next week as the BP2 heat wave sweeps across the continent.”

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      4 days ago

      nah, everyone knows the corrupt companies names.

      applies human names and faces to the corruption so they can’t as easily just live freely into he world.

      they deserve nonstop harassment and ridicule anywhere they go at all times. make them flee this planet.

    • neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      Instead of incrementing, assign numbers with no real meaning.

      Remember BP86 last year? Remember BP165 the year before?

      Efficient.