Western Europe is facing a massive heat wave, let’s name it together
Here’s my personal list :
- Amancio
- Bernard
- Claude
- Donald
- Elon
- Françoise
- George
- Henry
- Iris
- Jeff
- Ken
- Larry
- Mark
This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.
We should name them after oil company executives.
Not in the nose enough. Name them after the companies. Increment them if/when necessary.
“Everyone stay indoors next week as the BP2 heat wave sweeps across the continent.”
nah, everyone knows the corrupt companies names.
applies human names and faces to the corruption so they can’t as easily just live freely into he world.
they deserve nonstop harassment and ridicule anywhere they go at all times. make them flee this planet.
Include lobbyist and owned politician names separated by hyphens.
Instead of incrementing, assign numbers with no real meaning.
Remember BP86 last year? Remember BP165 the year before?
Efficient.
Greenpeace Canada wanted to name the Alberta Tarsands tailing ponds after oil execs and politicians that enabled them to happen. They never did it, but it seemed like a good idea.
The Sawan sweltering
Claude. Like the AI accelerating it.
Name them after billionaires CEOs.
They’d bid just to get their name on it.
Honestly fine, it strips them of some of their wealth. I’d be happy to complain about Heatwave Bezos
2017: Lucifer
They should have started out cooler IMO!
Any idea about 2026? I’m living through the second here.
Hotty McHotface
Unless we name them more “kiki” and less “bouba” then we’ll have the same issue with people not taking them seriously.
Hurricane “Katrina” sounds like an annoying neighbor, but Hurricane “Windsmasher” is easier to explain how to lose a whole coastline.
I dub the current one: Heatwave “Pedofire” in honor of the ones who deny it’s a problem.
New Normal
Heat wave names:
Scorchy McScorchface
Sweatbelly
Steamroll
Barbie Q
Hot Enough For Ya?
Li’l Sizzle
Dewflaps
“The Grill”FUPA
Bernard
Doug as in we Doug ourselves a hole.
Here comes heat wave Aaauughh.
Exxon?
Sweaty Betty.
Greta
