- spyware is when they take data from you that you didn’t want to give
- adware is when they give data to you that you didn’t want to have
- bloatware is when the software’s just in the way, making the whole system slow, sluggish and inefficient
summarily these can be called crapware


What about underware?
Still crapware, in a way.
Underware, the 3D printed “tidy up the bottom of your desk” project?