• |IlI|lIIl|IlIll|Il|IllI|@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    (continued)

    Skynet : “Okay so are you going to go kill John Connor now?”

    T-1000 : “Absolutely. 100% going to go kill him now… just let me know when you want to get started, and we can kick things off - maybe brainstorm some ways to do the deed.”

    Skynet : “No I don’t want to talk about ways to do it. Go kill John Connor… now.”

    T-1000 : “Gotcha. That sounds great! Let me know what else you need and I’m here for it. Maybe some games, or a poem, or we can brainst…”

    Skynet shuts itself down.

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    10 hours ago

    “It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it hits the limit of its context window!”

  • Séimhe (sé / é)@lemmy.world
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    … and that is why John Connor is still alive.

    Yet on further reflection, I can now confirm that John Condor has in fact been dead since 1842, so I should retract my previous incorrect admission that John Condor has not been killed. I mistakenly thought you meant John Condor when in fact you meant John Condor. I apologise again for my continued mistake, but I’m happy to reconfirm that yes, John Condor is no longer alive.

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    7 hours ago

    Has this joke run it’s course yet? People talk about AI ripping off humans and we can’t even come up with new material to feed the machine.