PHP is my childhood. 😭
I’m a JS dev. Fuck it, every language sucks, let me bash PHP and you can bash JS.
I mean if the languages you mostly know are JS and PHP, then it makes sense that you’d think that every language sucks.
That’s the spirit!

The “leave Britney alone” girl was right though.
They usually are
Cara Cunningham is the name Chris Crocker, the “Leave Britney Alone” person, goes by these days, for anyone confused what db2 is referring to with “girl.” I actually did not know—or did not remember—that they had transitioned. Good for them.
True enough
It’s a pretty huge problem.
You leave PHP alone. It’s trying as hard as it can! You people don’t even care!
It’s a GOVERNMENT WEBSITE! They could have written it in divine scripture and it would still crash three days before an election!
Banger!




