Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoYou think you're clean, but a bright white bath towel will disabuse you of that notion.message-squaremessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down18
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareYou think you're clean, but a bright white bath towel will disabuse you of that notion.Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareDoubleDongle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·15 hours agoExcuse me sir and/or madam, I am an animal. I shed skin and hair constantly, and I piss, shit, barf, sweat, ejaculate, and occasionally bleed. I am fully aware that I am unclean. I will foul my towel unabashedly, thank you very much.
Excuse me sir and/or madam, I am an animal. I shed skin and hair constantly, and I piss, shit, barf, sweat, ejaculate, and occasionally bleed. I am fully aware that I am unclean. I will foul my towel unabashedly, thank you very much.