Just like grandpa Nurgle intended.
Like others have said, this def shouldn’t happen over a single use, but towels do eventually collect some leftover dirt over time. Please wash your towels regularly (alongside all the other tips here).
My partners ex-roomie used to think that because he only used the towel when he was “clean” that meant that he didnt have to wash it… I’ve only heard stories about that thing but just, no.
People don’t wash their towels after every use?
fash cartoonist
Asshole author aside, some of those strips were pretty funny.
You’re showering wrong.
Pretty sure this speaks more about the OP than anything else. Life skills, my dude
Teach me your ways. Literally scrubbed my body down 3 times in succession tonight but still couldn’t pass the trial of the white lotus.
Visit a dermatologist. Maybe your body is different in terms of oil production.
Get an African net sponge, scrub your body with that.
Get a washcloth (several) and a scrub brush and make sure you hit the areas you can’t reach with your bare hands. I like cotton. Don’t go so hard that your skin feels raw afterward, you can use the same pressure you normally use with your towel. the mechanical action of the cloth/loofah/sponge on your skin helps break stuff off in a way that soap+bare hands won’t get. That’s likely why your towel is getting stuff off of you even right after a shower.
Also it takes some trial and error to find soaps (and shampoo, and conditioner, and skin lotions etc.) that work and don’t make your skin feel bad. Try something different from what you usually get, if you can afford it you might benefit from doing some research and getting fancier cleansers than just plain bar soap or body wash. A lot of them are snake oil, especially the ones that are super expensive or aggressively advertised, but different people respond better to different compositions of cleansers, and it pays to figure out what works for your skin.
Dip in bleach up to nostrils daily
Oh dear, this isn’t a thing.
You need to exfoliate and maybe use a better soap, OP!
Happy scrubbing.
My God why have you forsaken me…I took a chance on this DAE and am left writhing in shame.
At least now you know!
Now I have to try this. Although I scrub, so I still have my hopes up 🥹
um. my wite towels just get wet when I dry off. I mean im sure there is some oil or dead skin or such with it but not enough to make it not appear like wet clean towels. I use a shower poof sponge thing with soap and shampoo.
You don’t get skid marks on your towel?
no that gets the most attention.
No matter how much I soap up and scrub my turd cutter I still end up with a couple chocolate stains on the old towel.
You have to use the right soap that can really get in there. https://www.amazon.com/Willy-Rainbow-colors-Handmade-shaped/dp/B0D3ZVYV5V
I used the same fuckin’ soap you did and when I finished, the towel didn’t look like no goddamn maxi-pad!
Came here for the Pulp Fiction paraphrase. Thanks for providing the service.
Excuse me sir and/or madam, I am an animal. I shed skin and hair constantly, and I piss, shit, barf, sweat, ejaculate, and occasionally bleed. I am fully aware that I am unclean. I will foul my towel unabashedly, thank you very much.
Ohhh no no lol didn’t mean to. But… Stuff should be def washed off you so it doesn’t come off on a towel! Maybe either bleach your towels hotel style or really scrub, and with a better / safe solvent /soap. Good luck! We’re all learning.
I buy dark color bath towels. Ain’t nobody got time to wash whites.
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I have a bright white towel, use it a few times and wash it even though it is still bright white because I do clean myself in the shower.
