JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months agoA broken clock is right twice a day, but a wrong clock is just wrong.message-squaremessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down110
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareA broken clock is right twice a day, but a wrong clock is just wrong.JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square40linkfedilink
minus-squareJeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·8 months agoThe Elon musk clock. Approved by Nazis everywhere!
minus-squarethatKamGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·8 months agoAh yes, it’s heil past nein!
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoMost accurate clock. It measures “times”.
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoP1: I have good news and bad news! The good news is that I invented the device that measures the mood of the country! P2: Is it working? Because it doesn’t seem to show anything besides what appears to be a swastika. P1: Well, you see, that’s the bad news…
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoI̶̼̪͈̜̭̳͑̿̈́̈́͗͐̇̓̽̎̓̇̀̔̐ţ̶̛͙̞̭̫̫̫̠̙̤͚̓̓̅́̓̄̿̓͆̈͑̾͠͝ ̸̡̻̹̹̳̰͔͔̙̦̉̾͗̿̓͛́̂̅̚͜͠͝ì̶̧̙̜̫̟̫̟̗͔̼̒͐̉̋͆̆̃̓̚͝͠s̵͔̹̈́̇ ̶͔͍̝̼̝͈̎ͅt̸̢̡̼̩̗̹̻̣̩̣̉͂̃̾̐̃̀̈́͐͗ị̸͌̾̍m̴͎̗̝̰͔̪̤̲̺̪̠̭̑̉̀̉̈́e̸̛̺̎̇͛̄̒̔̐̉́.̶̛̛̤̝͖̦̭̉̈́͛̈́͌̒͊͐̊̕͝͠ There’s a conductive rubber piece that contacts the board on one side and the display on the other. Remove it, clean the ends with an eraser, reassemble. Fixed.
The Elon musk clock. Approved by Nazis everywhere!
Ah yes, it’s heil past nein!
I did not see past nine.
Most accurate clock. It measures “times”.
P1: I have good news and bad news! The good news is that I invented the device that measures the mood of the country!
P2: Is it working? Because it doesn’t seem to show anything besides what appears to be a swastika.
P1: Well, you see, that’s the bad news…
Oh look, it’s Twitter O’Clock.
I̶̼̪͈̜̭̳͑̿̈́̈́͗͐̇̓̽̎̓̇̀̔̐ţ̶̛͙̞̭̫̫̫̠̙̤͚̓̓̅́̓̄̿̓͆̈͑̾͠͝ ̸̡̻̹̹̳̰͔͔̙̦̉̾͗̿̓͛́̂̅̚͜͠͝ì̶̧̙̜̫̟̫̟̗͔̼̒͐̉̋͆̆̃̓̚͝͠s̵͔̹̈́̇ ̶͔͍̝̼̝͈̎ͅt̸̢̡̼̩̗̹̻̣̩̣̉͂̃̾̐̃̀̈́͐͗ị̸͌̾̍m̴͎̗̝̰͔̪̤̲̺̪̠̭̑̉̀̉̈́e̸̛̺̎̇͛̄̒̔̐̉́.̶̛̛̤̝͖̦̭̉̈́͛̈́͌̒͊͐̊̕͝͠
There’s a conductive rubber piece that contacts the board on one side and the display on the other. Remove it, clean the ends with an eraser, reassemble. Fixed.