Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? message-squaremessage-square219linkfedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down111
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square219linkfedilink
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoLong, wet, loud, bubbly, trailing, and delivered with a knowing smile and a belly gurgle that says I may have shit my pants. We’re gonna find out when I take a seat.
I think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.
Long, wet, loud, bubbly, trailing, and delivered with a knowing smile and a belly gurgle that says I may have shit my pants. We’re gonna find out when I take a seat.