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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 个月前

WHY YOU LITTLE!

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WHY YOU LITTLE!

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 个月前
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46174405

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    How do you know you are not in one right now, and could Zap out at any second?

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      Wait… Oh. Oh no. That’s why everything that’s happening feels like a fever dream. I’m living in a meme from the 23rd century!

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        Sometimes I’ll say “Computer! End simulation.” Just to check.

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          Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.
          
          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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            4 个月前

            Think I was happier not getting an answer.

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              Of course You dont have necessary permissions. You’re just an npc lol

              • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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                So was Moriarty, Pinky.

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                Does he know?

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            This incident will be reported.

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        Surely Trump has to be an implant meme

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      You went back to the carpet store?!

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      Yeah, present day does kind of feel worse than falling for ten thousand gears through a sea of knives.

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      How dare you! King orange orangutans Trump will have your head!

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