My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
That’s a shitpost if I’ve ever heard one. That being said, assuming you’re not joking; We probably shit more frequently than y’all because of the terrible food we eat.