China: Stop trying to make the mandate of heaven happen. It’s not going to happen.

Japan: If you’re worried about population decline, maybe you should be less shitty to foreigners who want to live there.

Korea: Your music industry is uncomfortably close to slavery. And despite America’s best efforts, you still have the closest thing to a government owned by corporations.

Southeast Asia in general: I am sorry you are stuck being the Middle East of the Far East.