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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

Gotta use those quantum numbers for peak 🤌 random randomness

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Gotta use those quantum numbers for peak 🤌 random randomness

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago
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      Context for those who don’t get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUUfMeOijg

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        I miss tom scot videos

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    int getRandomNumber() {
     return 4; // chosen by a fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random.
    }
    
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    I’m worried about relying on remote servers for random numbers, especially for cryptographic purposes. There’s no way to verify that you aren’t the only person with access to those numbers, and it’s fairly difficult even as the sysadmin to ensure that they’re logged nowhere.

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      “oops our software had a bug that made it return nonrandom values for a month”

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    Instead of returning a random number, what if we make the program guess?

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