The Planet, in the Sol system.

Earth. You might have heard about it.

It is a popular topic if you are on Earth. Also known as Terra or Gaia.

Look down. You probably see Earth.

There are no jokes here.

Now, we have about 50 datacenters, we are launching another 13 right now. And all of them can be found, right here, on the blue and brown ball called Earth.

Likely where you are standing.

Do you really expect me to give personal details?! That is brazen, but I came from my mother, and I was born without a husband.

Thrusted into this world, uneducated, I was forced into a school at the age of five. All I had to eat in the morning was breakfast. Around noon, I was forced to eat lunch. When the sun went down, all I had to eat was dinner.

When I went to sleep, everything became dark. But one day, my eyes were opened! And the same process started again. I saw a pattern!

I hope we all see this pattern, one day.

Dude, I am not going to doxxed myself. Do you think I am such a genius like Elon Musk? No. I don’t remember five minutes ago.

How exactly is data centered. Can data be sideways, cock-eyed, askew? I think I saw Brent Spiner once, and he seemed rather upright.

Hold up: where are you? Joking aside.