- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old


You have strange parents. Square eyes? Spots on your tongue? Bizarre.
Not all parents. Some were teachers (the Spots on tongue and the Maximise window)