• Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
  • Most offensive / dangerous lies
  • Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
  • Lies you wish you still believed
  • Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
  • Hetare King@piefed.socialEnglish
    10·
    2 hours ago

    All I got is weird, but ultimately harmless ones.

    • If you eat the bread ends, you’ll eventually become able to whistle.
    • If you sit too close to the TV, your eyes will turn square.
    • If you swallow chewing gum, a chewing gum tree will grow in your belly.