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biggeoff@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago

Chosen by a fair dice roll

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Chosen by a fair dice roll

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biggeoff@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 hours ago
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  • Clocks [She/They]@lemmy.ml
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    This is now hanging up in a state office somewhere, at someones desk.

    I did that.

  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    So yeah, check your shit. I was having fun until I tested if we were affected

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      How do you check your shit? I don’t even understand what I’m checking for

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        If you see hello when you got to this site instead of getting an insecure warning, you’ve got a bit of a problem. https://emuhdra.we-have-a-problem.com/

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          There’s a typo in that URL. https://emudhra.we-have-a-problem.com/

        • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I think my pihole filtered that dns request

          • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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            deleted by creator

        • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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          Still don’t understand what this is looking for? I recently fired up a server and this all seems like something I should be worried about but I don’t really know how to look up the right words. Is there a way for me to go to this site through the cli so I can check on my server? And if my server says hello when I look what does that mean?

          • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Do you have certificates you’ve issued to your stuff?

  • potatopotato@sh.itjust.works
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    How did xkcd predict this so perfectly?

    https://xkcd.com/221/

    • ulterno@programming.dev
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      eMudhra was probably required to be IEEE-RFC-1149.5 compliant.

    • tranzystorekk@beehaw.org
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      when you look for a pattern hard enough, it’ll appear sooner or later

    • Unreliable@lemmy.ml
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      Iirc that’s in reference to the PS3?

  • Deconceptualist@leminal.space
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    I caught the xkcd reference. But why olives?

    • Asetru@feddit.org
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      It’s actually an olive reference, with just a little bit of xkcd thrown in:

    • AmbiguousCabbage@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s originally a meme about eating 30 olives for dinner.

  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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    Am I missing news from today?

    • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      yes

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    That was quick.

  • Triumph@fedia.io
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    That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about four to dispute it.

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    Is there actually a downside to just, typing a random string of numbers manually over a number generator?

    • Taasz/Woof@piefed.social
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      Yes, typing randomly isn’t actually as random as it could be, so a generator will do a better job.

      However mashing the keyboard is absolutely better than literally just “4” lol

      • RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip
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        What if the generator rolled a 4 though?

        • ferret@sh.itjust.works
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          Then go buy a scratcher

      • BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk
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        Generators aren’t intrinsically random either, the project that’s closest to random is the lava light room at cloud flare. But a wall of lamalamps aren’t random enough, so they add in a few parameters from the moon.

        But ultimately, it’s not truly random.

        Most generators are magnitudes simpler than that and honestly mashing everything at random yourself does a pretty good job at it. Especially if you smash too many characters and then scrambles it before picking a sequence without thought. As the biggest issue with manual button smashing, is the same character either won’t appear twice in a row ever or will always appear multiple in a row. Not to talk about special letters, which you likely wouldn’t hit - although we could make larger keyboards for the lulz

        Ultimately random generators is just a simpler/faster solution, but there’s ways of doing something as randomly by hand

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        first, what if i have my cat do it. second, why does it matter if a string is maximally random? is there a certain level that is random enough?

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      You are not random enough, that’s why we have this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_security_module

      • alpine_jim@piefed.social
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        I’m not random enough? But I was holding up a spork! From my Invader Zim bag!

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          Those are all technically words in some dictionary somewhere, arranged in a sensible grammatical order. The entropy is not as high as you may think

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          This is why Hot Topic girlies are not in charge of crypto standards. They’re “OMG so random”, but not mathematically so random.

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      It is not random enough to not be guessed by a state sponsored bot

    • biggeoff@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Aside from humans being terrible random number generators, not as such.

      It’s better to seed a CSPRNG with a source of entropy though. E.g. there are tools that let you enter the result of many dice rolls and use it to generate a key.

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