• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
    5·
    3 hours ago

    1. mar-a-lago face. ivanka look-alike

    2. dumb blond bimbo, ivanka look alike. Must be Faux news pleasing for the viewers.

    3. may or may not be a lawyer

    4)wear a cross when lying, and when not lying, dont wear one. to placate the rabid evangelicals and the christian purists.

    5)must impress TRUMP , make him “attracted to you”

    all must be distracting to viewers to not look past this botox barbies face.

    • tal@lemmy.todayEnglish
      2·
      4 hours ago

      Blonde

      While I do kind of suspect that the next Press Secretary is going to be a blonde with long hair…

      Grisham has dark hair, and she was Press Secretary for part of Trump’s first term, Sanders has brown hair, and there was Sean Spicer back at the very beginning.

      • Sean Spicer: Trump 1, January 20, 2017 – July 21, 2017

      • evidences@lemmy.world
        2·
        3 hours ago

        Man, y’all remember when Sean Spicer hid in a bush because he didn’t want to talk to the press? Those were the days.

  • radix@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    7 hours ago

    You need to have a scandal that would be career-ending for any other administration, but is a mild inconvenience at worst for this one, and may actually be the top reason you got the job to begin with.

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
    1·
    7 hours ago

    Blond, white, good looking, flexible, dumb as hell (so she can spew the crap that Trump tells her to)