I have a big no soliciting sign on my door, when sales people knock anyway I make it a point to waste as much of their time as I can and not buy anything.

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      Only to big dicks. Take it you are an Andrew Tate fan?

      When people talk about big dick energy, they are saying you are a big dick, not that you have one.

      Did you kids fuck up yet another idiom?

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        You take it im an Andrew tate fan cause i used slang in a way you dont like? That sounds like a you problem tbh. Youre very wrong btw, whack assumption to make based on nothing really.

        Did someone piss on your breakfast or why are you coming at me with this energy?

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          What energy?

          You are inconsequential to me. But I am likely old enough to be your father, and the number of idioms you kids are misusing is incredible.

          Hol’ up, are you suggesting I am coming at you with big dick energy?

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                  Yeah, your perception, which you are imagining.

                  I am sorry, but none of this remotely mattered to me. You are imagining your own self importance, dude. You don’t matter to me. But if you what to imagine that you have me heated in the slightest, you go ahead and fantasize.

                  But if you want to come back to reality, I don’t care about you. I mean, I don’t wish you harm, and I appreciate all forms of life.

                  But it seems you want a battle of wits, and I refuse to fight an unarmed man, especially over a non-existent matter.

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                    Perceptions are subjective matters you absolute mouthbreather

                    Im sorry but this is just pathetic and weird

                    Stop obsessing over me old man

                    im trying to have a normal conversation and you keep doing villain monologues

                    “You dont matter to me”, “i dont care about you”, and the corniest one ive heard in a long fucking time “youre unarmed in a battle of wits” 🫠

                    If you dont care so much why do you keep replying with a novel? And trying to come off as so above it all, and the most mature guy in the room, while literally being unable to have a normal conversation where you dont blast random insults around, was fun but at this point is concerning. Give me a break.

                    Be better. This is ridiculous. And if this is how you like to spend your time, you are as well.

                    Im done talking with you like a person. Any further communication from your end will be met by ragebait and shitposts of the highste caliber