Just as the title says, tell me your most recent dream and I will perform a dream analysis of dubious distinction. Trust me I’m an expert.

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    3 days ago

    Subconscious? Man, Ladies Love Cool-Expletivedeleted. LL Cool E.

    There are four women right now I know that I could hit up and would drop everything to lock me in. Not meaning to sound like a braggart, but you cannot read the tone of my voice, and you cannot hear the expression of my face, and you cannot feel my energy without shaking my hand.

    I have a date with a fifth on Wednesday.

    For the record, I am not a slut. I am just a silly flirt who doesn’t have an issue getting a date.

    However, text is the worst form of communication. Some dude on here accused me of being sweaty; the conversation was inconsequential to me.

    I’m like the Dude from the Big Lebowski.

    But there is a bartender who was very impressed by the pictures of the camper I am buying and was joking about living with me. Really cute girl, but way too young and I know she currently has a boyfriend. I assume she was just joking around.

    But I will show it to her when I get it in a couple of months. non-sexual I am old enough to be her father.