Adniem@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agowhy do people say "beans" on lemmy??message-squaremessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squarewhy do people say "beans" on lemmy??Adniem@thelemmy.club to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square55linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepmk@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoIt’s a great source of protein, and cheap.
minus-squarePika@hikki.teamlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoEspecially if you buy them raw and cook yourself.
minus-squareplaztek@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoThe more you eat them, the more you fart.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoIt’s not really a linear relationship. It does plateau and even go down. And anyway, bean farts are so innocent. They’re practically a feature. Toot-toot!
minus-squarespankysalmon@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoThe more you fart the better you feel.
minus-squareEyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI always heard, “and now you’re ready for another meal!” growing up. I’ve also heard, “Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.”
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoAnd they’re great if you personally wish to be a significant methane source
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoOh so that’s why my dupes couldn’t keep the methane generator running - I wasn’t feeding them beans!
It’s a great source of protein, and cheap.
Especially if you buy them raw and cook yourself.
They’re good for your heart.
The more you eat them, the more you fart.
It’s not really a linear relationship. It does plateau and even go down.
And anyway, bean farts are so innocent. They’re practically a feature. Toot-toot!
The more you fart the better you feel.
So let’s have beans with every meal!
I always heard, “and now you’re ready for another meal!” growing up.
I’ve also heard, “Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.”
And they’re great if you personally wish to be a significant methane source
Oh so that’s why my dupes couldn’t keep the methane generator running - I wasn’t feeding them beans!
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