LQX Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago

Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000!

lemmy.world

message-square
21
link
fedilink
234

Quick, someone release Chatbot 2000!

lemmy.world

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago
message-square
21
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • palordrolap@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    2 hours ago

    It is worth noting that the same metric is the exact reason that web browser version numbers are so ridiculous.

    What’s that saying? Something about the moment a metric is used to measure performance, it ceases to be a good metric.

    That’s what’s happening here. In one of the stupidest ways possible.

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 hours ago

      Here’s an episode of the excellent “99 percent Invisible” design podcast that interviews a philosopher who ho has written about this topic! https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/673-the-score/

  • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    54 minutes ago

    This is also why I use AMD over NVIDIA.

  • Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    56 minutes ago

    Shit like this would be laughed at by my professors. What a bunch of goons

  • ApeNo1@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    39 minutes ago

    Windows 2000 has entered the chat

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    38
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    4 hours ago

    So… apparently Dragon Naturally Speaking (version 16!) has them all blown out of the water…

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      2 hours ago

      God that app was such trash. Voice recognition simply did not work in the 2000s yet everybody and their mother tried to push it upon us 20 years too soon, just like they’re trying to do now with LLMs.

      • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 hours ago

        Remember when windows vista itself came with a voice to text assistant / keyboard thing?

        I remeber trying to train that software for hours as a kid just for it to still not understand me half the time lol.

        • Pyro@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 hours ago

          You have reminded me of one of my favorite videos of all time

          • egregiousRac@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 hour ago

            That was incredible. I had no idea it could be so easy.

            • SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              57 minutes ago

              I was thinking it was going to be this one:

              https://youtube.com/watch?v=HbDnxzrbxn4

      • TheFogan@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 hours ago

        I don’t know to me the level it worked, is what makes it really silly to me that so few things can handle local transcription today without cloud services. I felt like it was 99% accurate running on a crappy win XP system with like 256 MB ram. Seems to me that it’s crazy that 20 years later we’re “well we need to hook you up to a supercomputer to do that”.

      • marcos@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 hours ago

        Ironically, it was LLMs that made voice recognition work, but nobody is interested in pushing them anymore.

        • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          28 minutes ago

          I love my local LLM voice recognition on my PC through Speech Note on Linux.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      3 hours ago

      I used to work with a pathologist who was so old and stuck in his ways that when the practice was shifting to Dragon, they allowed him to remain on the old transcriptionist service, even though it cost them more.

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Blast from the past, I remember having this included with some game I bought in the 90s and it felt very Star Trek at the time.

  • inbn@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    3 hours ago

    They are not ready for my Xbox 360

    • Maultasche@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Meanwhile, Atari is off the scale

      • Im_old@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 hours ago

        smirks in amiga500

      • northernlights@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 hours ago

        My old Amstrad CPC6128 isn’t too shabby either

        • 13igtyme@startrek.website
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 hour ago

          Transylvania 6-5000 is in shambles.

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
    • If the mod doesn’t find it funny, you’re banned. Ha-ha!.. For real: do not use the community for “statements”. There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 377 users / day
  • 3.02K users / week
  • 6.76K users / month
  • 16K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 33.4K subscribers
  • 2.12K Posts
  • 64.5K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.16
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org