Unmatched someone: I was talking about how the movie Avatar is a blatant allegory for native/indigenous populations and the person got offended that I would “put real life events into a movie about blue people”
Been unmatched: the person had a series of 4 almost identical selfies but each one had different anime boys edited in as if they were hanging out (amazing bit. Perfect joke) and my opening line was “i hate when people have only group photos. It makes it so difficult to tell when one I matched with”. I was called an idiot and unmatched within 5 minutes.


I dunno. Giving someone head makes me feel like I have commandeered the bridge of their starship. I suddenly have a lot of say regarding what kind of pleasure they experience next, and also gain a front row seat to enjoy their response. It definitely feels very selfish to me, and applies no matter their particular equipment, because I have taken the helm lol
Selfish? For giving head? They’re a lucky guy/gal