- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
“When you grow up, you can be anything you want to be.”
I wanna be a homeowner.
To be fair, “grown up” could be 19 or 95 :) so keep trying!
This is really about managing expectations. Have you tried the barbie dream house?
You could, maybe not where you currently live but there are houses around that are super cheap. Or buy a lot and a tent
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/53184-Pine-View-Dr-Springville-CA-93265/300064524_zpid/
Water and electricity plus a septic tank