My cats fully agree with this assessment.
Ok… but then what’s the purpose of not having three hands?
A question for the ages…
You got feet in case you run out of hands
Evolution is slow.
You’ll be stretched too thin to fully enjoy the fluffiness.
Now we learn what Dr Octopus’ true goal was
Only sometimes?
Other times they require me to use the hands to open cat food.
Me, with only one cat: I’m doing life incorrectly
May the cat distribution system quickly rectify this… wrongness. Two there should be, no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.
“Only a single cat owner deals in meowbsolutes.”
This is the first upvoteable shower thought I’ve seen on Lemmy
I took this as a huge compliment by the way. Thanks. :)
As someone with two dogs: don’t fall for this. This is all just big cat propaganda.
I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. It’s a problem
I had to travel for work this week and I’m sleeping in this huge bed in an awesome hotel and just thought “I miss my cats”. No really. I fucking Love those 2! I love my dogs too but they don’t sleep with me
I miss mine when I travel, too. It’s always nice to come home to their complete disinterest, too. “Oh it’s you again” lol. Until dinner time when suddenly they are a fan again!
Actually one of my two greets me right away, but the other one likes to give me the cold shoulder for a couple hours after I come home from a trip, to let me know how unhappy she is with the whole situation. When I haven’t been away, she’s always a sweetheart.
One for each kitty in the kitty holsters
