Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?message-squaremessage-square124linkfedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1199arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square124linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFondots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoUnless you read the prompt as the baguette will always remain slightly stale, so no matter how you attempt to freshen it up, it will still be slightly stale.
minus-squareLokoschade@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoSo when I eat it it will not suck up moisture at all? Which (I think) would make it indigestible.
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoAnd this would be genie rules. No Cassandra here I’m afraid. No moisturizing.
minus-squareElectricMachman@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoBut that means it won’t get any more stale. Emergency baguettes for everyone!
Unless you read the prompt as the baguette will always remain slightly stale, so no matter how you attempt to freshen it up, it will still be slightly stale.
So when I eat it it will not suck up moisture at all? Which (I think) would make it indigestible.
And this would be genie rules. No Cassandra here I’m afraid. No moisturizing.
But that means it won’t get any more stale. Emergency baguettes for everyone!