Strelok?!
My genetics 🧬 are making sure 👍 that I won’t get bald
Nothing wrong with a little male pattern baldness. Disrespectfully OP, you are wrong.
Damn bro. Life ain’t over because your hairline went bad
Man, my only regret about shaving my head was that I didn’t do it 15 years sooner!
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TIL what the word misandry means…
from the way i’m interpreting this meme, it’s mocking the people that do actually think like this. ofc there’s a whole life waiting for you whether you have mpb or not, but some ppl are superficial as hell and go “it’s so over” as soon as there’s a sign of baldness
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most people enjoy a bit of good-natured slagging and don’t immediately resort to moral outrage
Top-shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm!
Got any more of those Sequoia banshee boogers?
The Vegeta hairline hit me at 25 so I just buzzed it all off… I never lived life at all lol
look up pp405
those new research chemicals for hair loss pop up every year with lofty promises, and always end up being nothingburgers when the results come in.
if you care about it, try the treatments already available. they seem to help most people.
b o d y s h a m i n g
I mean, it’s just hair. We’re certainly not vain and superficial enough to let that “ruin our lives”, right?
entire industries exist simply because of it. lol
I have a widows peak and I get mad compliments on my hair. It’s only over when it’s over, buddy.
I didn’t know what a widows peak was so I googled it and figured out that’s just what you call that type of hairline in english.
Personally I really like the german word for it which is “Geheimratsecken”. It literally translates to “secret council corners”.
Germans have the best words.
Alternatively, you can just decide not to give that much of a fuck about losing hair.
I would be fine if I was losing hair symmetrically, but I’m only losing hair on the left side so is pisses me off a lot.
That sucks fr
Part it the other way ;)
Yea that’s me rn. It hasn’t hit me yet (at least not noticably) but when it does I’m just embracing it. I know there’s medication/treatment but between cost and potential side effects (as someone who already struggles with mental health the possibility of Post Finasteride Syndrome scares the shit out of me) it’s not worth it.
Plus I have a personal aversion to the idea of clinging on to youth or denying aging. Nothing against people trying to look how they want to but I’m embracing aging, it feels so much less stressful than the alternative
What’s Post Finasteride Syndrome?? Just curious.
CW: suicide
https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/hair-loss-drug-finasteride-side-effects-1.7483898
Some men experience side effects like reduced/absent libido, depression, and other negative mental health effects. I don’t know how rare they are but to me it’s not worth the risk just for my own vanity. Sure the pharma companies deny it’s a thing but they have a clear profit motive so I don’t trust a damn word they say
Oh, Jesus. That’s terrifying to read.
At some point in their life most men have to make the greatest decision in their life… Keep their hair or keep their erection. I’ve started shaving my head!
Please explain
There’s a certain drug that prevents baldness but reduces your testosterone
Male pattern baldness has something to do with testosterone I think? Like, ppl w/ more testosterone tend to lose more hair or summat
He couldn’t get his dick up while looking in the mirror I guess.
I can’t go bald if I shave my head every morning
I do it every other day with an electric and it take about 10 min… If I forget then it takes about an hour because its to long for the electric.
Every morning? What do you use?
I dont actually
The secret to immortality right there
i passed that point at like 22.
I’m ugly with hair, losing it won’t make me that much uglier.
eh you probably look fine. imo very few people are actually “ugly”
So about ⅙ of people are ugly if that adjective means ‘one standard deviation below’.
