And if not, well we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!
English doesn’t have a proper future tense. We talk about the future by using words like “will” or “going to”
You know there are more than three tenses in the English language, I hope?
Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
Will, shall, are going to
Shall and will can be interchanged.
“Are going to” is slightly different. Still future yes, but is usually used to indicate intention rather than decisions.
“I will shit soon” and “I am going to shit” both mean basically the same thing but the connotations of those sentences are slightly different.
I must go shilt soon…
You will shit.
Yes mommy. <3
In your case, you’re gonna guano
Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩
Nouns don’t need tenses.
Shit in the future and shit in the past.
Very true, but still…
shat, shit, ???
can you use another verb to illustrate the form?
I need to go shilt soon…
that’s the same verb
shat, shit, shilt
Guess you missed the L…
Doesn’t matter anyways, I’m just talking crap LOL!
Future shit will not stink.
My farts say otherwise.
The present or the futuristic fart?
My farts linger and travel forward in time…
Or there’s always “by this time tomorrow, I will have shitted”
I feel like that should be “will have shat”
Actually, “have” takes the past participle so it’s “will have shitten”.
In English simple future operates as a mode not a tense.
i wonder what the next question WILL BE ?
Most things don’t have a real future tense
Most? Can you name anything that does?
Foreshit.
Shot.
The word you’re searching for is “life”.
Shallt
Shought?
Shight?
will is future tense
I’ll is the conjugation of I + Will
So Shit + Will = Shill?
(Is that why Shills are always full of shit?
I think we have a winner! Time to update the Oxford Dictionary…
Shil’t?
Shit’n’t’ve
