Cancel all the work I’ve got lined up and go on a drug induced spending spree to try and use up all my savings.
Try to find a forest where I can go live like an animal. Let’s see if I can even make it 6 months.
Cry because i’ve waisted my life and will never get the chance to experience happiness.
Feel strangely relieved, because there’s finally an end in sight.
I’m tired boss.
Bake stuff and eat it.
Only 6 months to go for finally play all games in my steam library.
Start digging
I honestly don’t know. Firstly, work can go fuck itself beyond that, probably take me and my family around the country as much as possible. I say country because flying requires other employed people not telling work to go fuck itself like majority of people would.
Traveling the country requires employed people too. Where will you stay? What will you eat? Etc. Etc.
Haven’t thought that far yet lol
Volunteer at NASA’s Planetary Defense Coordination Office to help in any way possible.
The Planetary Defense Coordination Office (PDCO) is a planetary defense organization established in January 2016 within NASA’s Planetary Science Division of the Science Mission Directorate.[3] It includes a Near Earth Observations Program which funds telescopic searches and orbit calculations.[4]
Its mission is to look for and catalogue near-Earth objects such as comets, asteroids, and potentially hazardous objects that could impact Earth, as well as help the U.S. government prepare for a potential impact event (and coordinate efforts to mitigate and deflect potential threats if one is detected).[5]
NASA is a signatory to the International Asteroid Warning Network, operated by the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs.
This is an all-hands-on-deck scenario, and they’ll have the best shot at a counter or mitigation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asteroid_impact_avoidance
Asteroid impact avoidance encompasses the methods by which near-Earth objects (NEO) on a potential collision course with Earth could be diverted, preventing destructive impact events. An impact by a sufficiently large asteroid or other NEOs would cause, depending on its impact location, massive tsunamis or multiple firestorms, and an impact winter caused by the sunlight-blocking effect of large quantities of pulverized rock dust and other debris placed into the stratosphere.
In 2022, NASA spacecraft DART impacted Dimorphos, reducing the minor-planet moon’s orbital period by 32 minutes. This mission constitutes the first successful attempt at asteroid deflection.[15] In 2027, China plans to launch a deflection mission to the near-Earth object 2015 XF261, with the impact estimated to occur in April 2029.[16]
If they don’t already have a system organizing volunteers, go look for a third party doing so. That’ll let some efforts start while they get people looped in.
If humanity dies in six months, it won’t be because I haven’t done everything I can to avoid it.
Personally, I think that in a real shit-is-hitting-the-fan-for-humanity-as-a-whole scenario, the kind of thing where you’d likely see essentially the sum total of humanity’s resources and capabilities directed at one goal, you’d probably see some pretty remarkable things getting done pretty quickly.
Hell yeah we ain’t going down without a fight
Smoke weed and write more music
Before kids and marriage I’d have had a sort of nihilistic “Ah fuck it, you gotta go sometime” attitude and gleefully embraced the chaos.
Now I think id just put on a brave face, protect them as best I can, and weep in private at every opportunity.
Bask in the complete relief of tension.
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Alright OP, what do you know?









