They’d be like chicken eggs but proportional to your size. It just happens regardless of if you’re planning to eat them or not. Taste would be very similar to chicken eggs.
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How do I delete someone else’s Lemmy account?
No.
If someone did id think them a MINGER!
It’s hard to picture, as a real human who grew up eating eggs and not laying them. Since the human race has always faced the threat of starvation, I expect the cultural norm would have developed a long time ago that eating your own eggs is perfectly natural and normal. A taboo against eating them would be a serious disadvantage during a famine. We would grow up with many cultural influences about the eggs. Religious texts like the bible would no doubt make moral pronouncements many people would follow without question. It might even be a political issue.
Do you eat your own cum now?
Occasionally ❤️
We could make our own custard like the platypus
We should have monthly votes on this.
I hope lemmy/piefed Mercator this feature.
Probably
No. The net nutritional gain would be zero plus I hate eggs generally
I mean, hating eggs is valid, but as far as the nutritional “gain” goes, if you don’t eat them, you’re going net negative, and would have to eat something else anyways.
From purely the practical perspective, no. There aren’t really times where I need that much egg for anything once scaled up to my size.
It would be nice to have something come out of my butt that tasted good. 🤔
Proportional to size… I’m ~36x the mass of a chicken (2.5/90 kg), so my eggs would be something like 2 .3 kg per egg. If the shell was 8% of the mass, it’s a LOT of egg holy crap.
Um idk, I guess I would be pretty hungry if I laid a giant egg every day
Women’s Health magazines be like:
“Skip eating your egg to lose up to 5lbs a week!”
Eat the eggs…? That seems like a waste. I mean, sure, for an occasional snack but I’d wait until the mini-me hatched and have a succulent meal later. If you’re laying one every day and were patient you could feed an army. Which I would have because I’d only eat every other off-spring and the others would be the foundation of the new Imperial order.
If you’re letting your mini mes live you could just keep 5 or so trapped and steal their eggs for dinner.
You’re hired!
Boys, meet the new Strategic Advisor of the Ascendant Imperial Grand Alliance.
If I’m not reproducing I need to re-absorb all that protein somehow. There’s a reason so many mammals eat the afterbirth aka the placenta.
You’re bringing me back to seeing my cat give birth as a child. Aghast doesn’t cover it. It was good learning though.
Prion diseases, no thanks
Could you get a prion disease from your own body?
I mean chickens (and other egg laying animals) will eat their own eggs to recuperate the energy, so it certainly seems like the smart thing to do :3. I mean an egg of that size every day would really require you to increase intake of both calories and various minerals
Putting egg shells into chicken feed is a good way to recycle that calcium. But you gotta crush them first cause chickens are stupid as hell and if they learn that their eggs are edible they’ll just eat them right away.
Yep! :3
We give our egg shells to the lady we buy our eggs from lol, so I have partaken in that sort of calcium recycling scheme
A large egg coming out of my ass? I’m not sure I would enjoy this.
You mean you haven’t tried Bad Dragon’s ovipositor collection yet?
don’t knock it until you tried it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How about this?
They don’t generally come from there, but given the choice… I’d go with ass every time.
Why is ass the better choice? Genuinely curious.
My thinking is that a vagina is way more stretchy and could handle an egg that big a lot better than the rectum would. And no risk of hemorrhoids vaginally afaik.
I don’t have one of those. Also, just because it might be nice.
Oh right… the secret third option! My bad
Wait until you hear about the cloaca.
