I have this contraption of belts and buckles and stuff that holds my retractable dog leash and wallet and keys. The dog leash because walking the dog is something I always do multiple times a day. I don’t bother removing the dog leash so I look like a wierdo to everyone but I don’t care.
My hopes and dreams that have died over the years.
An xteink x3 with a lotta Marxist books on it
a bit of tritium, bike pump (in my backpack instead of on the bike), waterproof pants
Did you just say Tritium?
Yes! It has pretty green glow. Something like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tritium#/media/File:Tritium-Glowring_-_320s.jpg
I have that keychain for 6 years and it still glows!
Ok, that’s one of the cooler answers.
This piece of technology that allows me to access unfathomable amounts of information, talk to nearly anyone in the world with the push on a piece of glass, direct me to places I have no idea how to get to, teach me a language, play games, get instructional videos on just about anything, take pictures, and argue with people. And it’s smaller than a block of butter.
Ah yes, the magic box with access to the collective knowlege of all of mankind. I use mine to get into arguments with strangers and look at pictures of cats.
It’s also my car key and my wallet. The only other thing I need to carry is my Burt’s Bees lip balm.
You mean an internet communicator?
An unstable psyche, a Yubikey, a 32GB Sandisk USB C/A drive, a 5000 mAh charger, a pair of in ear headphones worth $1500. I’m not crazy.
A set of lockpicks. I must admit they were much more useful in school than after. But at this point I’ve had some set of picks in my pocket for more than half my life so I doubt I’ll stop anytime soon.
Ok, I’ll bite, why?
The petrified severed finger of an elf.
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Dobby? *sniff.
I have my dogs ashes in the trunk of my car. Been there for about 5 years.
I keep my deceased cat’s rabies tag on me
I have all the rabies and microchip tags from all three of my deceased cats on my keys. It’s nice to have them. Details the history of where they lived with me
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That weight
Glock 43
You errr…okay?
Have been threatened with rape and with murder by random men while walking in parks near my home 🤷🏼♀️ They probably just wanted to scare me but why take chances.
Not wild, but:
What is it? Benchmade?
No, just some whitebox - store branded one as I seem to lose too many.
I get niceish ones, but always on sale. Picked up a Kizer with D2 steel a few weeks ago for $30, slickdeals.net ftw
existential dread
What about Existential Bread?
I carry around peanuts to throw at crows everywhere I go. But bread may work in trying times.
Strictly non-existential bread for me actually.
Low carb diet
Its not exactly everyday, but I keep a ham radio in my work pack. So most days of the week I have it on me.
I have a meshtastic node, and I like seeing who I can reach when I get on top of a hill
Emotional baggage from pre-2015.
Ouff, below the belt
Right in the feels.
