Tell a fish success is measured by climbing a tree, and he will spend his whole life thinking he’s a failure.
What skills, attitudes, personality traits have you seen mismatched to a certain job that later made the individual an awesome worker in another job?
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What separates four nymphomaniacs from two alcoholics?
The cockpit door.
Old joke I learned from my pilot father.
Unless they’re wrong. You’re supposed to turn down unlawful orders.
Wonder how often that goes well for the subordinate.
What are you talking about? All the world knows we are the shining beacon of truth, justice and righteousness, over here!
Primitive human nature. It’s a bitch
I maintain that lazy programmers are the best programmers because they put all their energy towards having to do as little work as possible. Everything goes to efficiency. Everything that can be automated will be. The code will be structured and documented to avoid future work.
Absolutely. Let me spend five hours to automate this ten minute task.
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