• RBWells@lemmy.world
    2·
    2 hours ago

    I don’t generally enjoy pot, find the effect annoying not pleasant but twice in my life have had some laced with something wonderful (once, hashish, once I have no idea) and soul food is where it’s at. Beans and rice and sausage, bursting with flavor. Nothing sweet and nothing so fancy just simple and satisfying.

  • fennesz12@feddit.dk
    4·
    9 hours ago

    Here in Denmark we have “kammerjunker” which is basically a kind of dry sugary biscuit thing, you put on top of … Well, forget it. Point is that when it’s not in season, every Danish person has a bag of these things in the cupboard:

    No, they are not meant to be eaten like this straight out of the bag. But when you’re high, straight out of the bag is heaven.

  • herbz@lemmy.ml
    3·
    11 hours ago

    I have a small placed by me called “Rocco’s” they have the ultimate stoner food. Rippers or deep fried hot dogs with unlimited free toppings. Homemade chili cheese and onions. They also have a long list of other fried foods smash burgers and sandwiches. Nothing beats getting stoned and eating from Rocco’s

    Second place would be fat sandwiches. Normally a base of meat and sauce always topped with French fries mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers.

      • BurgerBaron@piefed.socialEnglish
        2·
        20 hours ago

        One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.

        Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.

        Set a timer for everything though. I meal prep stoned sometimes and I’ve forgotten I left all my tupperware full of hot food cooling and have gone to bed, and it would end up being unsafe except my roommate saved the day that time.

      • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
        5·
        1 day ago

        Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.

  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    1 day ago

    Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.

    • ᓚᘏᗢ@piefed.socialEnglish
      3·
      10 hours ago

      You seriously need to try chaat masala on popcorn. It’s tangy, funky, spicy, savoury and all that good stuff, plus popcorn is high fibre and low calorie, so you can eat fucktons of it and not gain weight.

      Most good chaat masala is homemade, you can by pre-blended stuff but it’s never going to be as good as a mix you tailor to your own specific tastes.

      Mine is amchur (sour mango) powder, kashmiri chili powder, powdered garlic, powdered cumin, hing, black salt, corriander powder and msg. A pinch of sugar can be good too but don’t add it to the blend as it could go bad, add it after to the dish you’re seasoning.

  • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
    18·
    1 day ago

    Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.