Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn’t a factor. I’d love a skunk. I’d name her Oreo and i’d love her and she’d be my best friend.
Capybara because capybara
An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.honestly. cats and dogs are pretty great and off them goldens are super awesome. Not sure I would want anything above that necessarilly. I mean if I was going to reach for the fantastic maybe an orangutan like in every wich way but loose. its also so amazing the way the one that learned sign language learned so many aspects of humanity. still if I only had one pet and did not have to worry about providing for it then golden all the way.
A giraffe. Because it’s a giraffe, I believe no further explanation should be necessary.
Counter point: elephant.
Red Panda
Always fancied Abyssinian cats but I hate that they’re bred and cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
Owl
Right before I was born, my mom had a pet skunk named Petunia. She loved her and talked about her all the time growing up.
Otter.
Yes, I know it would bite the shit out of me, but they’re so cute.
tbh, I’d rather be the pet.
You guys get to choose your pets? All of mine just invite themselves in the house and then decide they live there now. I’m not complaining about the situation, but I don’t exactly remember having much choice in the matter.
I’ll stick with my dog family

I also choose your dog. /s
Understandable. She’s a high-quality, purebred stray from Croatia.
A service dog so to speak. I’m at her service all the time. Snacks? Yes ma’am. Hug? You got it.
The other one is a Polish stray of the finest quality as well.

I wouldn’t settle for less than a rescue, they’re simply the best.
My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.
I don’t really have any firm beliefs in an afterlife, but if there is one and my dogs aren’t waiting for me there, I’d prefer oblivion. Please and thank you.
Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.
Have you not seen Rick & Morty?
Can I have a dog-sized dragon? Smaug would not fit in our living room and our budget can’t manage dozens of sheeps every week.
What about an aboleth or a tarrasque? Either one would be pretty cool.
Hells, I’d take a flumph.
My dog Denver, who died a couple years ago. She was so awesome, my little buddy. Lived 18 great years, miss her every day.
Sorry for your loss. I’m sure she knew nothing but a life full of love.











