• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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    The collapse of the Untied States. Or transformation into a dictatorship. The rest of the world continuing to cut ties with the Untied States

  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    The Bell Riots. Unfortunately that means we’re also on the wrong side of WW3 timeline wise but hey it’s progress right

  • boaratio@lemmy.world
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    A new plague, more global warning, and more wealth disparity. Continue that every year for the foreseeable future.

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    Earth will level up and we will all awaken the use of mana. With this we will solve the fosil fuels crisis, solve world hunger, unite humanity, create wealth parity and AI will be obsolete. But we will have to sent our earthen warriors to represent us in a battle royal against alliens whose planets also leveled up. If our warriors do well, we will unlock even more mana, but if they do badly, we won’t improve our mana capacities.

    That or same as the past years, just everything a little bit shittier. I’m hoping for #1 for obvious reasons.

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      ah but you must be aware that the awakening of mana in humans will lead to wild animals awakening mana too. this in turn will cause most of the land on our planet to be overrun with beasts, while empowered birds and fish will make travel by boat/plane nearly impossible

  • Monster96@lemmy.world
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    Aliens. Fake alien invasion brought on by terminators who cause real aliens to come down and help us. It’ll be Independence Day for a couple of months, then we’ll transition to Star Trek, then eventually Star Wars by the end of the year

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
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      I had the thought recently, people have been wishing for the death of Donald Trump, imagine if the way it finally happens is a hostile alien race kills him on national television and then start massacring the rest of us. It’s the only way people won’t be happy to see him die

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    12 hours ago

    I’ve been waiting till midterm elections since at least January to start making predictions.

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      China can’t invade Taiwan because Taiwan isn’t a country

      (Plz don’t hate me, I’m trying to build credit to emigrate and date attainable foreign women)