Grandpa Shitpants
Tronald Dump
I generally refer to him as “Rapey McTraitor”.
Rename Trump to Gulf of Mexico.
The naked emperor more or less from here
Standard American Douche?
Aww. Sad.
Are you kidding?
For the entire future of this planet, the word “trump” will mean the worst of everything.
“He really trumped that up.”
“I took a giant trump this morning.”
“That pedophile was a total trump.”
“Imagine the smallest micropenis you could ever imagine. Basically, a trump.”
Just like Santorum.
Inmate
This is quietly the best answer
John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.
Instead, we should simply fail to acknowledge him at all. No questions, no remarks, no interviews. He doesn’t matter. Nothing he says is of value. Forget he existed, and let him die quietly forgotten.
Respectfully disagree. I think we should carve his face in rock at Mt Rushmore. But instead of a face on the mountain, his face is carved on the ground, facing up, mouth agape. Then, the facility’s public toilets are suspended above it, and a constant stream of guests can shit on his face into his open mouth, basically forever.
The Presidential memorial can also serve as his tomb, so you can literally shit all over his corpse.
It will be the most popular National monument ever and completwly befitting his legacy.
I might plan a road trip for that.
…let him die quietly forgotten.
After we have seized all of his, and his families ill gotten gains. So basically, every asset.
John Oliver already tried this with Drumpf.
That is his family name, at least before it was Anglicized. His grandfather (IIRC) came to the US with that name.
Agreed. What he does may be important, but he says nothing or value. I avoid so many BS-articles in my feed through this continuously expanding list:
UPDATE: just added “Trump floats” to the list.
I almost exclusively refer to him as “shitstain” because just like a skidmark, he’s a disgusting embarrassment, has no positive qualities or uses whatsoever, and the best solution is to get rid of it
Joe Hussien Biden.
He would be furious lol
Joe José Elizabeth Hussien Obama Biden Merkel
His last name is literally “fart” already, I don’t think you can trump that.
Not with that fartitude!
I just look forward to the day we can all add “deceased” to the end of the name.
Annoying Orange
The Donald of America Lake Trump.
